Really tiny ones are weird-looking. I enjoy a hefty avocado-sized sack visually, I suppose. Stinky, hairy ones are gross and smell like piss. The bigger they are the grosser, because the more they look like elephants, you know, with the crinkly, rough feeling? Big balls are gross regardless of penis size. I hate you.
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In the Middle Ages, men who wanted sons would sometimes have their left testicle chopped off because they thought the right testicle made male sperm, and the left made female. And, in Roman times, men placed their right hand on their balls before giving testimony in court, the reason being having testicles supposedly made them whole as opposed to women and eunuchs who were not allowed to testify. The testicles make million sperm every day. These boys, called castrati , were appreciated by classical composers such as Mozart and some became major celebrities.
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The groin shot: an attack so devastating that men have banned it from virtually every contact sport they engage in. Let's learn how to do it. These days, only Muay Thai fighters strike to the groin—and they only do it in Thailand , where they wear groin protection made from fucking steel. But even armor plating isn't enough for western sportsmen; in addition to groin protection devices, they shield their balls with every rule, regulation, law, and covenant they can think of. The Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts, for example, list 31 official fouls , with myriad subtle variations on things like kidney strikes only a foul if you kick with your heel and elbows disallowed if striking downward; OK in other directions.