W omen I know, namely lesbians, are wont to inquire whether I'm a femme top or a soft butch bottom. They ask if I have an inner gay man or an inner straight woman. Do I like straight-acting, straight-appearing dykes, or do I prefer more traditional-looking Sapphists? Never having composed a personal ad, I retort, I possess answers to none of these questions.
Sign in. Watch now. A woman snaps and assumes the psyche of a vicious dog as her checked-out, philandering husband attempts to keep the family together. A man tries to warn his brother away from the new girlfriend he brings home during Thanksgiving, but ends up becoming infatuated with her in the process.
Originally published June 4, , in the Dallas Observer. Reprinted here with permission from the author, who has also provided an afterword about the response to her story. I have one of the few jobs where the first thing people ask about is penises.
Dick pics get a bad rap, partly because far too many are sent without either warning or consent. But why should people with breasts and vaginas be the sole holders of the nude torch? If you're a person with a penis and your female-bodied partner has sent you nudes , perhaps you should return the favor. However, there are rules.